We're living in a modern golden age of clown-related prankery - over the past few years, the spooky clowns of America have truly outdone themselves, relaxing around town while holding balloons, meandering in our poorly lit intersections, and reflecting the fact that there are truly few things spookier than a clown just going about their ordinary clown business. Of course, you should not ever play these kinds of pranks on people yourself - most of these videos were made by professionals, and you never know if your prankee will fall or have some other genuinely scary physical reaction to one of these - so please, leave the ghostly children and monster dogs to the professionals, and enjoy five of the most delightfully fun-scary pranks caught on video.
People have been playing spooky-yet-hilarious pranks on people forever - not pranks that are about the threat of bodily harm or making people genuinely fear for their safety, but merely about making the prankee think, for one spooky-yet-amazing moment, that they live in a world that is slightly creepier and more magical that the one we reside in. My only home is the road, and my only friends will be the people I scare into running faster than they ever have before, and finally truly tasting this crazy thing called life (the people that just pee their pants and cry when I jump out at them will presumably not become my friends).īut luckily, I'm not alone in this.
#PRANK VIDEOS PROFESSIONAL#
But these are the breaks that a professional marathon-ghost-for-hire must accept. I'm going to have to train day and night in the fine art of pretending to be a ghost, in a way that will surely alienate all of my friends, ruin my romantic relationship, and end in my being banned for life from my local public library (again). It's on me to turn my dreams into reality! But as the unnamed actress hired to cover herself in pancake makeup and terrify passing runners showed me, the only limitation on me is me. For years, I had thought there was no way to turn my passion for dressing up as Samara from The Ring and then jumping out at exercising strangers into a career.
I'm sorry to have to break it to you this way, everyone, but I haven't been able to come up with a better way: effective immediately, I will be giving up blogging forever in order to focus my attention on becoming a professional marathon ghost - like the actress who was hired by the organizers of a December 8 marathon in Taiwan to dress as a ghost and spook runners into running faster.
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